Homage to Science and the Large Hadron Collider.

I’m not sticking my head in the sand
I’m boring a great big hole in the ground
a big round hole and I’ll fill it full of heads
of people who refuse to believe in

climate change saying it’s all a big scam
and that it can’t possibly be true
coz it’s never happened before
and I’ll whizz the heads round and round

until they reach 99.9999% of lightspeed
and smash em head-on into each other
and that’ll make… one shit hell of a mess.
(It’s all you can do with some people.)