Aficionados of the fortune-telling machine commanding our venue might care to know that the strength-thru-entertainment website alittlebithuman.com has recently taken the lid off fortune-telling machines, notably one that’s unaccountably popular in the USA: Zoltar.

This machine and its running mates, venerable ancestors of the AI taking the world by storm, don’t merely offer lifestyle advice – they also grant wishes.

It’s gotta be worth hazarding a quarter (25¢) for the chance (however slim) of your wish coming true.