Ever wondered what serious part, if any, Tom Bombadil and Goldberry play in The Lord of the Rings? (Peter Jackson simply left them out of his monumental film trilogy.)

Turns out they have an embarrassingly close relationship to the High King of Angmar – the Chief of the dreaded Nazgûl. The enigma they present is analysed with uncomfortable precision in the final section of this page of Who Knackered Aragorn’s Catamite?