I’m God’s Gift to humanity
no matter what I do.
The rules do not apply to me
they only go for you.

I can’t stand forward planning
and democratic strife.
Just wing it – that’s my motto –
it’s served me all my life.

How dare they try to bring me down
and trash my legacy!
They’re just a mob of fractious kids
inflamed by jealousy.

But wait till I can once again
pursue my Master Plan.
Prepare my Second Coming
I am The Great I AM.