…a homage to ogden nash
brought up sharp by a typo
in the grauniad where else
where it is ok to air your lack of having been to a
school for the feckless sons
of portulent plutocrities
sceptacism
if you’re going to expose your illiteracy
for which in this age of spelling checkers
there is not the slightest excuse
then why hesitate to boldly go and flaunt it
make it so bad it’s good
sceptocism
skeptysizm
sckeptoosisum
getting wilder now…
schkleptoschmizzmus
excuse me while I adjust my spectacles
that last one tickled my sceptacles
