Welcome to another edition of WWG NEWS!

Like yesterday, this is going to be a short bulletin. Unlike yesterday, nothing at all has happened. Perhaps I should be grateful for that!

Discovered a glorious waste of time on the web: TheColor.com. It provided the illustration for our last bulletin, but at the time I’d forgotten where the drawing had come from. Anyway, time to give it its due – and it’s provided the illustration to grace today’s screed. If you have children at home, it’s a change from television, provided you’re not all fighting for the computer.

Now I’d feel short-changed if my daily bulletin contained only one item. So I’ve looked out some really corny jokes as stocking-fillers.

I don’t know whether Netfunny.com is being updated any more (the site has a decidedly 20-year-old look about it) but sheer boredom at being stuck at home might compel you to take a peek at it. You will find gems like this (the old ones are still the best)…

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“This is the 21st century, old man,” he said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.”

I can tell you, that friggin’ fly never knew what hit it …