Two things in life I hate
racial prejudice
and bloody Welshmen.
The last they tell me is
an Irishman who can’t swim.

Now I come to think of
the two people in life
I fell madly in love with
to the point of making
a right pillock of myself

both were Welsh.
I don’t want to say
what sex one of them was
but filling out forms
he’d put Sex: yes please.