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2025

No such thing…
The Destruction of Santa Claus
Loopholes in the torture ban?
Minutes |4 December 2025
Strolling into the Dark
An Email Time Capsule?
The Courtyard at Feock Vicarage
Meeting Cancelled |20 November 2025
Dancing in Heaven: Scarborough Launch

Les Mis
Minutes |6 November 2025
Whitby Lit Fest Fringe Event
God Hates You!!
Reading the Landscape
Minutes |23 October 2025
Minutes |9 October 2025
Don’t say goodbye
Minutes |11 September 2025
Is this the city park of the future?

How they used to cope
Disliked…? Well, I like it
Memo: buy slave
The origins of Snow White
Prisencolinensinainciusol
Non-recyclable hankies
Minutes |31 July 2025
Events: Lunchtime Concerts
Events: Ghost Stories
Minutes |17 July 2025

Unlucky Pig
Weasel Words
Move On
Minutes |3 July 2025
The Angel
Trans-cyclopean vision
The World is bound in secret Knots
Announcement—Whitby Lit Fest
Minutes |19 June 2025
Olo: a colour never yet seen

Report on workshop: A Way With Words
Minutes |5 June 2025
Dating in the First Nation
Can AGIs be IQ-tested?
Minutes |22 May 2025
Dirty Dusting
Put her to sleep
Feral Pigeon
Flyaway Kite
Minutes |8 May 2025

Marvin passes the Turing Test
Celebrating Marine Court
Stay abed
Minutes |24 April 2025
My Uncle Ted
The blacker the better
Don’t pry!
The Dark before the Dawn
A Hand in the Dark
Minutes |10 April 2025

How do you spell tarrif?
Oopsie…
Living the Dream
The Science of Luck
Minutes |27 March 2025
The Book Slop Mountain
Bristol Zoo
Minutes |13 March 2025
International Law v. Bears
Review: Solaris

Hypocrisy On Stilts
Minutes |27 February 2025
When the fur starts flying
Paint It Jack
Decoding strange inscriptions
Whisky is playing power games
The Fisherman’s Wife
What edition: paperback, ebook… or DNA?
Urgent Appeal for St John’s
Face 48

Too late now
Minutes |13 February 2025
Really?
Elderly Polar Bear
Natural Intelligence
Where is everybody?
Minutes |30 January 2025
More and more like reading “The Onion”
In Memoriam
We Are The Nazgûl Now

When I’m president…
When magic is banished from your life
Minutes |16 January 2025
Lead balloons
Lord of Misrule
Prison hulk
The Octopus
Baboons
The Great I AM
Monument of Shame

2024

Fishy chauffeur
AI: cut the crap
The “magic” in magic mushrooms
AI goes Christmas shopping
Subterranean marvel
The British Constitution
Birthday Dilemma
Is your wish dead in the water?

The Last Woman
The secret railway modeller
Christmas Lunch, 2024
Minutes |5 December 2024
Hebbian learning
Free Gallery
Trompe l’oeil
Gotcha!
Minutes |21 November 2024
Rats buy into the American Dream

(Zombie) Apocalypse Now
Mato Grosso
Grosmont & Whitby Writers Group
Earth’s oldest creature?
Talking cats
Minutes |7 November 2024
Quos Deus vult perdere prius dementat
Who let the dogs out?
Existence-through-rumours
GPS on the Moon

Drunk as a treeshrew?
Great Blue Hole
Ghostly shirts
The Bournemouth Writing Prize 2025
Fact-checked horoscopes
Minutes |24 October 2024
Uniform – shoes – smartphone
The Island of the Dolls
Bad Taxidermy (2)
Bad Taxidermy (1)

Soviet Space Mirror
Coastal hazards in Whitby
Peas and forks
Another way of looking at it
Do you take risks?
The Killer App
The Battle of Mars
Minutes |10 October 2024
Levitating frog
The Greenland Shark

Ants as farmers
Report of my death grossly exaggerated
…and it all came tumbling down
Museum of Lies
Death and the Mother
Minutes |26 September 2024
Elephant at UNGA
The Cyborg
What goes boink in the Mariana Trench?
Lewis Carroll’s Church

Beetle brooch
De-stressing with The Onion
21-cent Demagogues
Hot-rod mushroom
Minutes |12 September 2024
Million dollar doorstop
Last year’s snow
Synthetic Life on the Brink
The Third World War
“Soul” as a land to explore

Altar stone from far away
One Star for Food
Careful who you ask
Out of earshot
The Grand Kugel
Snooping on soil
Copper monster
Rogue Wave
Doomsday Vault on the Moon
Sleeping well?

Glowing toes
Haunted Lighthouse
The Anchoress of Shere
Mud Pies
House prices contained
Katzenklavier
Organ Pipes
Rolling Stone
All that’s zapped is not killed
LUCA unveiled

Can trees hold their breath?
Spot the difference
Showing consideration to our wild neighbours
Pretty poor hot-water bottle
Larry the Genius Cat
What’s killing whales off LA?
Cutting-edge science
Cataphiles
Gerrit in t’reet place!
Lost worlds

Driverless? Really?
Die Katze
The triple hell of Pompeii
Gene-edited humans for space?
Terraforming Mars?
WTF is a Populist?
Spotty stingray
Lunchtime Concerts
Minutes |18 July 2024
Who made this axe?

Psychic chicken
The Dark Side of Tom Bombadil
The Blutfahne
Transitioned?
AI Energy Usage is unsustainable
Thingamajig
The Law of the Tongue
Bishop Beaver of Babingley
Home Computers: 1967
Durham Miners’ Gala

Minutes |4 July 2024
Ants perform lifesaving surgery
At last — the Green Light?
Fish & Chips on Mars?
Inceptionism
Rosemary & ChatGPT
Sick Chimpanzees take something for it
The Final Act
Rosemary for Remembrance [another version]
Bees have fun

Whispers in the Crypt
The World’s Most Valuable Company
The Debut Novel
Minutes |20 June 2024
Interview with the Tiger
The timeless appeal of Sutton Bank
The “benefits” of failure?
Michael Mosley, R.I.P.
Hark! Hark! The Elephant
COVID-19, Down syndrome and mini-brains

Climate Engineering: 2000 BCE
Why grow tiny hearts?
The South Pole has a Bar
Gynandromorphs
Trying to stay sane…
Minutes |6 June 2024
Yemen: under the Skin
The 6 ‘W’s of Greenpeace
Pizza in Pompeii
Mars: under the Skin

The Final Days
Laughter in Court
Einstein: whaddya know
Crows can count
The Demon Wall
Rivers of Acid
Big Heads
Minutes |23 May 2024
Cockroaches ‘R’ Us
Sargasso Sea: Captain’s Log

Lithium = Unobtainium?
What’s best for the climate?
Agony of an anaesthetist
Cave of Crystals
The 7 Metals
A poisonous plant to feed the world?
A little bird told me…
It’s not all doom-and-gloom
Covid redux
Minutes |9 May 2024

Local Community and History Month
Neo-Newspeak
Apostrophes
Bermuda Triangle a conservation area?
Venus once had an ocean?
Leprosy and squirrels
Ape herbalist
Shoot Pussy
Keeping fit on the Moon
Mystery markings in the Sahara

How To Write Good
Strangest Country on Earth?
Dr Seuss House
Minutes |25 April 2024
Bioluminescence: how old is it?
World’s first undersea roundabout
Last straw breaks camel’s back
Lunistice at Stonehenge?
Yo Io
The Lady in Red

Thinnest possible gold leaf
Des res for a Time Lord?
Neanderthals made a mean glue
Shaken but not stirred
Computer says you’re divorced
Homeless in Whitby
Go-it-alone climate engineering
The First Day Of Winter 2024
Minutes |11 April 2024
The lost village inside a crater

Despite Everything…
The Moon can’t run on UTC time
The right to die (…or duty?)
Can volcanos make smoke rings?
The search for MH370
The Earth’s Astronomy Capital
Megadeaths frozen in an ice-core
Sci-fi In A Salt Mine
Time Traveller Commemorated
Hippophagy legalised

The Beaver Has Landed
English As She is Spoke
Minutes |28 March 2024
The Hound of the Baskervilles
George Hudson
Parody Cloister
Solar Griddle
Not worth naming?
Edward Lear’s grave
Eco Referendum

Something to do on Mars
The Dark Hedges
Giant Pink Bunny
Preventing biotech disasters since 2024
You Can’t Blame Us
Postnatural History Museum
Mormons and the Long Now
Minutes |14 March 2024
Peering over your shoulder
Flying saucers — or flying kites?

Running AMOC?
Papyrus
Bootleg Books
Why are there so many abandoned churches?
Wind Phone
Robot Ships
The Phantom’s Lair
To Boldly Go…
Blood-red Waterfall
Creative Writing & Poetry Workshop

Breathtaking [the audiobook]
Minutes |29 February 2024
Fishbowl worlds
Driverless car set alight
A mountain with a famous name
The murder that wasn’t
People who live in glass boxes…
The New Highway Code
Hook an Agent
Alien empires – underfoot

The Naked Ladies
How far can I trust my chatbot?
RNLI 200
I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that
Love a deepfake
King Kong was Chinese?
Minutes |15 February 2024
Love at first sight—or no?
Corvin Castle
A relic of a lost continent

Do you believe in fairies?
Tacoma Narrows Bridge
風の電話 —The Phone of the Wind
Honey trap for Sunderland raccoon?
Venus has no moons – oh yes it has!
The natives are restless tonight
The Fountain of Youth
Heart on a Chip
Housing crisis or ingenious new move?
Amelia Earhart’s lost plane?

Mental Health in Academia
Minutes |1 February 2024
Drawn like a Moth to a Flame
The Haunted Ship
Red Grass
Vlad Țepeș
Mud Brick
House of Cards
The Fortune Telling Machine
NASA has an a-ha moment

Searching for water on Mars
Buried Aztec Pyramid Resembled a Hill
Attacked by a Lion
A taste of Scandinavia in the USA
Speak Chicken like a Native
A Tiny Bread Box
Minutes |18 January 2024
How To Rig An Election
“Please Don’t Vote!”
Brompton Cemetery

The plastic eaters
The Time-Traveller’s Tomb
Bear with me
Horse Diving
The Elves and the Shoemaker
Coffee as Religion
Clever Hans
Be a Climate Voter
The Source of the Nile
The Merlion of Singapore

Radioactive pigs
No Eat Pussy
Prime Meridian is not where we thought
World’s Oldest Sweet Shop
Robotic Honeycomb
Eminent Scientist Wrote Poetry
WhitbyWriters.com in 2023
It’s a Small World
Even More High Life
Farnborough Airship Hangar Frame

Greet Your Inner Neanderthal
A Merry Christmas To All Our Readers
Placebo Effect
Hey I know you
Yet More High Life
More High Life
Finger that pangolin
Brain-on-a-chip
The High Life
Moon Writing Workshops

Lost In Space
Glacier Mice
How do tardigrades mate?
Racism in genetics
Lucid Dreams On Tap
How can you sleep?
The Last Hawaiian Princess
Great Stalacpipe Organ
From the slicks to the pulps
Hero Dog Monument

2023

IMPORTANT info from Reprieve.org
Minutes |7 December 2023
The high life
Fusion Is Here Today (…almost)
Another Sea Organ
Sea Music
Reprieve.org appeals to us…
Alice’s grave
The first galaxies?
Folk Service at St John’s

Doomscrolling is bad news
How do electric eels mate?
Fancy being a spy?
The Fighting BA 1-11 tugged to her last berth
Meah Shearim
Historical research or grave robbery?
A Star Is Born
Minutes |23 November 2023
Playing At Soldiers
The Mifletzet

The Big Fish Supper Club
The Lost Forty
Hygiene – colonial style
The 12 biggest volcanic eruptions in recorded history
Dr Deep Sea breaks the record
iPlayer offers entire Dr Who
Life may already exist on the moon
Underway for the stars
See the new items in our main menu
Abe Lincoln on the topic of war

Allotments – the Waiting List
The Winganon Space Capsule
Poetry on this website
Growing Up In The 50s
Minutes |9 November 2023
Music in Whitby
The Child Is Farther Than The Man
Minutes |26 October 2023
Large Head-on Collider
Minutes |12 October 2023

La Cathédrale engloutie
Minutes |28 September 2023
Many paths across the field
Lunchtime Concerts at St John’s
“Lazy Sunday” at Crocodile
Minutes |20 July 2023
ce qu’a vu le vent d’ouest
Minutes |6 July 2023
Minutes |22 June 2023
it was a war…

Minutes |Thursday 8 June 2023
Minutes |25 May 2023
Minutes |11 May 2023
Memories
Johnny Appleseed
Minutes |27 April 2023
Invincible Ignorance
Inuits Aren’t Fools
Minutes |13 April 2023
Minutes |30 March 2023

Minutes |16 March 2023
Brain in a vat
Minutes |2 March 2023
ATTENTION: The NEWS page is updated daily
Book review: The Green Fuse
Minutes |16 February 2023
Minutes |2 February 2023
Minutes |19 January 2023
Cosmic clog-dance

2022

WASSAIL, 2022
Minutes |8 December 2022
Minutes |24 November 2022
Bos taurus primigenius
Minutes |10 November 2022
Lost Tribe
Minutes |27 October 2022
Minutes |13 October 2022
A Promise Is Not A Delivery
Minutes |29 September 2022

Minutes |15 September 2022
Concert of Folk Singing
Chimpanzees don’t say goodbye
Minutes |1 September 2022
Genocide?
Lunchtime Concerts during August (Reminder)
Lunchtime Concerts at St John’s
Minutes |21 July 2022
Minutes |7 July 2022
Patty Piggie

Minutes |23 June 2022
Minutes |9 June 2022
Minutes |26 May 2022
Thoughts of profundity set down on waking in the middle of the night
Minutes |12 May 2022
Cosmic clog-dance
Minutes |28 April 2022
Minutes |14 April 2022
Minutes |31 March 2022
Karma

Minutes |17 March 2022
The Old Man at the Great Wall
Minutes |3 March 2022
“Bloom”: Poetry Evening in Whitby
Can Nobles Get Away With Murder?
Moon Heroine
Ephemera[3]: The day Big Ben stopped
Ephemera[2]: Sequoia
Ephemera[1]: Tardigrade

See also: Minutes 2025
(which carries links to all Minutes going back before lockdown in 2022 to when we first decided to start publishing minutes)

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